Taste of what's to come

There was nothing to do today so I figured that someone should enjoy it so Maria, Amrika and Davin went to the matinee, while Titus and I were going to stay home and bond. I decided to take out the trash after playing with Titus. It had been raining most of the day but I went out in my shorts, long sleeve shirt and no shoes. I came back to go inside and heard Titus next to the door so I opened it slowly or tried to open it slowly and I thought I had got caught on a foot stool Titus had brought over and then I saw Titus' devilish smile and I knew something was up. Sadly he does that smile a lot, so I knew. Titus had locked me out! Not the bottom lock the dead bolt. I tipped toed around the perimeter of our house trying to find a open door or possibly a window to prop open. My feet started hurting as I was walking over cold, wet gravel. Everything was securely locked, suck! So I thought I will wave someone down explain the situation and have them go over to the realtors office with whom we had rented the house. I decided instead to ask our neighbor for help, he got his tools and tried to open the windowe put couldn't even with screwdrivers so now my feet are freezing it starts to rain and Titus is inside watching us and smiling and laughing (he had been crying holding a beeping phone but he became interested to see if we could get in and he thought it was funny, him and Belle). My neighbor tried prying the wood off of one our doors that has lots of glass panels(at this point it has been almost a half an hour later). I looked in and saw Titus had something in his mouth it was a big magnet in his hand, oh crap Titus has a big magnet in his mouth. So I want to kick in a glass panel on another door that was already cracked by guess who... yep the cute little Titus. I tried to get Titus to quicKly move but he wouldn't so I moved to another part of the door so Titus would follow me and my neighbor broke out the glass and opened the door. As I am later cleaning up all of the glass and putting cardboard over the open spot Titus is smirking because he thought he was so clever. I'm scared for the future truly scared!